January 2009
20 posts
You know what I hate?
Those dicks that sit in the second chair in a row. I like to sit on the end of a row, but I can’t if you’re sitting in the second seat! For fucks sake, sit in odd intervals.
I just did the stupidest thing
So about half an hour ago I went to the cafe with my girlfriend for some food. I usually just get a water with my food but for some reason today I was compelled to get a bottle of chocolate milk.
Now when I drink my milk, I like to shake it up before I drink it everytime. I wasn’t paying attention and didn’t realize that I left the lid off. I soaked myself in chocolate milk....
Things I Hope For
1. I hope no one ever shoots at me
2. I hope no one ever tries to kill me
3. I hope I never see a dead guy just lying somewhere
Horror Movies
If you go and see a horror movie, for every person they show, just say “He’s the killer.” That way, at the end of the movie you can say “That movie was so predictable, I knew that he was the killer.”